Sending funny text messages is the best way to keep in touch with friends. Here we have cute funny texts and funny sms. You can also use funny messages as funny facebook status to share on your FB walls.
- If marvari girls sell the PAPITA in the market than we boys have some great fun with them
As they say
“Papi to ly lo”
“Papi to ly lo”
Funny Sms Messages
Responses Of Kiss;
- American Girl
Kiss Me Infront Of Everyone,
Indian Girl
Lets Go In The Corner And Kiss Me
Pakistani Girl: Jaldi Kro,
Light NA AA JAYE..;-)
- If U Break Our Friendship:
I’ll Hang Myself With Noodles,
- Cut My Hand With A Rubber Knife,
Blast My Head With Water Pistol,
Stop Smiling
I’m Serious
- Line marnay k bohat say tarekay hay jis may say 3 mandarja zail hay. . . . . . . . . . . . . .
1: Pencil se.
2: Pen se.
3: Marker se.
Be positive yar ; - Dost pathan se:
“tum to aj doctor kay pas janay wale thay ,kyun nae gaye?”
pathan:”yara hum kal jaey ga aaj hamara tabiat kharab hai…
- SHAKS DOKAN PER SODA LANY GAYA DOKANDAR KO 10 KA NOTE DIA.
DOKANDAR NA KAHA KAY YA NOTE NAKLI HA QAIDE AZAM KAY SAR PER TO TOPI HI NAHEN HA.
TO US NA KAHA BAYWAKOF YA YA TASWER GARMION KAY DINO KI HA.
- True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.
- Just found a new way to combat global warming.
Blow all those candles off your birthday cake now!
- When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you…. Why should only i suffer!!!
- DR KI SHAHDI EK NURSE SE HOGAI ,DOST NE PUCHA SUNA KAISI GUZAR RAHI HE LIFE. DR KYA SUNAOUN JAB TAQ SISTER NA KHOUN SUNTI HI NAHI
- If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I’m only a cartoonist!
- Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above… So always Brush ur Teeth
- Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don’t exist.
- Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday…
- In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don’t have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram’s birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna’a birth place, Jail.