Funny Messages

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Height Of Attitude
Teacher: Why R U Talking During My Lesson?
Student: Why R U Teaching During My Conversation..!!
Panga Iz N0t Changa Wid Da Students;->

Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It’s b’coz…

pathan, jungle se guzer raha tha k 1 churaail ne kaha main tumhy nahi jany don gi pathan hath mila teri bahan mery ghar hy

Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

A Pathan was asked in jail.
What did you do?
Pathan: I robbed a bank
and deposited all the money in the same bank.

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.

Independence a Precious gift of God.
May We Always Remain Independent Ameen.
A Very Happy Independence Day To You.

Everyone, except me, wants to become amillionaire. I want to become a billionaire.

My golden words for your birthday…”Smile while you still have teeth!”
Wht Hurts more dan losing a luvd one…??……
Solving the final accounts and finding dat ur balance sheet doesnt tally…!
Arjun:I can aim & shoot the eye of a fish:
.
Rajni:
.
I can break that fish’s eye’s cell’s mitochondria’s protein’s terminal amino acids’ peptide bond…
MIND IT!
True… marriages are made in heaven,
After all haven’t we experienced with every bit of it..
Including the thunder and lightning!
If Money Ever Grew On Trees. . .
Girl’s Wouldn’t Mind Dating with Monkey sues…
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish ?A: Swimming trunks!
The two most difficult things to achieve are:
1. To plant someone’s money in your pocket!
2. To plant your idea in someone’s head!!
The one who succeeds in both is….
.
.
.
A Wife!!
And the one who fails in both is a Husband!
i never make d same mistake twice.
3 times, mayb 4, but never twice.
A guy in plane
stood up & shouted
“HIJACK!”
All passengers got scared & raised
Hands
.
.
From other end Of the plane a guy
shouted back
.
.
.
“Hi JOHN”
A jealous woman does better research than FBI.
A determined guy can hide secrets than CIA.
The only thing good that can possibly
be said about Monday is that it is only
four days away from Friday.
My Mothers MENU had only two items:
1: Eat it
or
2: Leave it.
If your legs open up faster than Google’s homepage.
You are not girlfriend material.